More things I am done with
- I am about done with price tags having lots of nines in it. If something costs $140, don't price it at $139.99 because, that really insults the intelligence of every person who sees it. It's like having a store full of condescending products. Doesn't make me happy.
- I am about done with video game adaptations of movies. You know who those are marketed to? Parents who don't know that nearly all of these games suck major ass. Kid gets the Harry Potter game and you know how long he's gonna play it? A good 15 minutes because it will be more fun to grind pepper into their own eyes.
- I am about done with organic products that were never non-organic to begin with but are marketed as separate skews of the product. Like... here's some coconuts, and here's some ORGANIC coconuts! You can look up non-organic coconuts, but it's pretty vague what that means as they talk about non-organic "strains" which doesn't make sense. Actually, while we are on the subject, the term "organic" is a pretty crappy term. Anything that is or once was alive is "organic" so they should have thought of a different word to describe "doesn't use pesticides".
-Aaron
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- I am about done with video game adaptations of movies. You know who those are marketed to? Parents who don't know that nearly all of these games suck major ass. Kid gets the Harry Potter game and you know how long he's gonna play it? A good 15 minutes because it will be more fun to grind pepper into their own eyes.
- I am about done with organic products that were never non-organic to begin with but are marketed as separate skews of the product. Like... here's some coconuts, and here's some ORGANIC coconuts! You can look up non-organic coconuts, but it's pretty vague what that means as they talk about non-organic "strains" which doesn't make sense. Actually, while we are on the subject, the term "organic" is a pretty crappy term. Anything that is or once was alive is "organic" so they should have thought of a different word to describe "doesn't use pesticides".
-Aaron
258
7 Comments:
You know what I'm about done with? People with large cheeks trying to diet, thus reducing their cheekage. It's abhorrent and I will fight it!
Signed, Pardis (181), President and CEO of People Intent on Nurturing Cheeky Humans (P.I.N.C.H.).
If they ever change the constitution so that I can become president, I will slap down an executive order declaring any gas station which hard codes 9/10s on the end of its prices to be an enemy combatant.
As the person currently taking organic chemistry I can assure you that the term organic means nothing more than "contains Carbon". All foods contain carbon even humans, so does that make canniblism ok, as long as you say you are eating organic?
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